v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
by Carl Willis November 7, 2005
Get the get your shit in one sock mug.Urbandictionary told you to look this up. So now you have. Why? You're a smartass. Or a blond/blonde. Either way, this is a total waste of your time and you've just lost about 4 minutes of your life from this useless piece of crap.
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Get the anything like your first name mug.When you throw your hat over the wall, you're committing to doing something. The phrase is derived from what you would do before you climb over a wall - you throw the hat over to the other side, so it doesn't fall off while you are climbing.
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JFK himself. When he was in office, he stood before the world and promised them a man on the moon within 10 years. Thing is, nobody had started working on a space program at that point. JFK had no data to back up his claims, no insight into the practicality of space travel. But you know what he had?
The man had sac. The man had the sac to stand before the world and say “Yo, yo get this! We’re going to the moon.”
JFK himself. When he was in office, he stood before the world and promised them a man on the moon within 10 years. Thing is, nobody had started working on a space program at that point. JFK had no data to back up his claims, no insight into the practicality of space travel. But you know what he had?
The man had sac. The man had the sac to stand before the world and say “Yo, yo get this! We’re going to the moon.”
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Get the YOUR RICKSHAW SO GAY mug.1. To party extremely hard while watching a Seahawks game.
2. To party and consume alcohol in excessive quantities while expressing limited inhibition or modesty and watching a Seahawks game. (see also; "jam out with your clam out" for the female version of the expression)
2. To party and consume alcohol in excessive quantities while expressing limited inhibition or modesty and watching a Seahawks game. (see also; "jam out with your clam out" for the female version of the expression)
Joe: I'm in the mood to have some fun at the Seahakws game since Jenny and I broke up.
Mike: Yea, bro you're young and single. Today you need to rock out with your hawk out.
Mike: Yea, bro you're young and single. Today you need to rock out with your hawk out.
by Trevor John October 18, 2007
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Get the Being in love with your best friend mug.When someone wants all of the benefits of a relationship without the commitment. Typically used when seeking sexual favors
Billy has been trying to get with Sally for the past few months, but she won’t sleep with him unless they’re in a relationship. She told him, “ you can’t have your cake and eat it too”
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