Little Brother Syndrome

When a person/organization/whatever noun (#1) feels a rivalry with another person/org/noun (#2), and does everything they can to feel like they are beating the other group, meanwhile person (#2) does not recognize the rivalry at all or does not consider person (#!) a threat.
Named this way because little brothers have a knack for being annoying puntable things

Greg totally has Little Brother Syndrome, when he heard Alysa read 25 pages he read 30 just to be better than her. Little does he know "Learn ABC's with Caillou" is not on par with "War and Peace."

by bhopcolor February 23, 2022

polish syndrom

When you get to much wee in your box.

That person has polish syndrome, he has a wee wee box the size of Poland

by Ironaxe14 May 2, 2018

dewm syndrome

when you obsess with your parses.

or

when you are a hardcore simp.

Damn, you have dewm syndrome!
You didn't parse high enough, you have dewm symdrome.

by Dewm Banana August 26, 2020

Corf Syndrome

When you say "bah" instead of "ba" and you wear your Hoodie around your ear. Other symptoms include: Gelatine like walking, saying "frate" in every sentence and the inability to have a social life.

Bah, ce tema avem la matematica frate? (corf syndrome)

by Giorgica fara frica December 17, 2024

Retardik Syndrome

It's a wise Syndrome which applies for a short period of time (from 3s to 5m)

Definition: Retardik Syndrome

LMAOOOO what was that blitzcrank hook!?!?
Blitzcrank player: affected by the Ritardik Syndrome for a short period of time

by Sydestro October 15, 2019

Oil slick syndrome

When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis

Oh fuck I have oil slick syndrome again

by My dads super July 15, 2017

Rosbotham Syndrome

Rosbotham is a disease that occurs in the anal canal that spreads to the brain within days. Patients with this disease often develop obesity due to reduced mobility, hygiene issues, brain damage and developmental issues. It is recommended those who have this to not leave their homes as it is highly contagious. There is no known cause, but scientists believe being in places with high bacteria such as school yards or public bathrooms have a relation. The treatment for this disease is pills called Senokot and Dulcolax. This disease is fairly new and not well known, this disease was founded by doctors and scientists on the 29th of April 2025. Doctors describe this disease as ‘IBS on steroids’.

Symptoms include:

Development issues (if under 25)
Excruciating bowel movements.
Gaining a concerning amount of pounds within a short amount of time, no matter what you eat or what your metabolism is like.
Mental health issues such as intrusive thoughts and impulsive actions, low motivation to leave bed, and hygiene issues.
Mobility issues.
Fever like symptoms (runny nose, cough, aches, diarrhea)
Bad memory, such as forgetting important information about yourself or others.
Rotting teeth, which is caused by the bacteria heading towards your brain, thankfully if you get help at this stage doctors can stop the bacteria getting to your brain which can make treatment quicker.
If you or anyone you know is displaying symptoms of this disease, please get medical help immediately.

Elizabeth: My bowel movements have been so hard lately! I’ve tried every OTC medication and nothing works! Ugh! And it’s making my teeth turn yellow! And I have hardly any motivation anymore, what am I gonna tell my mum!?

Logan: Uhh.. What you’re describing sounds a bit like a new disease called Rosbotham’s Syndrome, I think you should go get checked!

Elizabeth: Okay! Thanks for letting me know!

Doctor: You have been diagnosed with Rosbotham Syndrome.

Elizabeth: Nooo! Please help me!

Doctor: Take these pills, Senokot and Dulcolax. Take 1 pill each every morning and 1 pill each before bed. You will be on this treatment for 6 months, and if the bacteria is still present, we may have to keep you prescribed.

Elizabeth: Okay Doctor, Thank you so much!

by loganb1089 May 2, 2025