Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.

This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.

by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017

Darth Jar Jar Syndrome

Acting like a clumsy fuckward to cover up strength and being a big fish than most people.

Based off the darth jar jar theory

Never knew that cunt was that solid, he tricked us all with that darth jar jar syndrome

by Mishst16 June 20, 2022

Purple Syndrome Tuggy

Receiving a hand job from a woman with down syndrome, whom may squeeze the meat too tightly causing oxygenation issues to the meat, leading to your meat turning purple.

It's been a rough week brother, I need a purple syndrome tuggy to free my mind. Dude be careful, she's a strong one, you could end up with a purple syndrome tuggy out of that.

by MrDrock83 March 27, 2025

Phantom Pick Syndrome

Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.

"I feel like i have a hair pick in my afro, must be Phantom Pick Syndrome."

by blamebreadmaker July 28, 2024

Harshit Syndrome

A type of sudden medical condition where a person starts replying with just two words, possibly, 'ok' and 'lol'.
Upon further inspection it is found that the condition might just have been inherit and develops by puberty.

Swapnil:"Hey Geezer, what's happening?"
Harshit:"lol"

Swapnil:"Bruh uk u always reply with lol say something more than that, for once atleast."
Harshit:"ok"

Swapnil:"Is it what they call Harshit Syndrome?"
Harshit:"ok"

by Attack Helicopterd u nerd December 30, 2023

Lover Syndrome

When someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends. (Also referred to as *Simon Syndrome*)

Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Simon started going out with her he's been avoiding all his friends and homies just to spend time with her.

Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.

by fakepeoplehaterpssstsimon May 11, 2022

Boucheron Syndrome

A phrase that defines one who's head is too small for their body.

The phrase stems from the character Boucheron from the Nintendo Switch game 'Fire Emblem Engage' who has a strangely small head in proportion to the rest of his body.

That person has a tiny head. They must have BOUCHERON SYNDROME.

by Spensa-Jade Harris February 4, 2023