Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says
"you're asleep in london"
"you're asleep in london"
by Cola.depp May 14, 2021

a legendary figure associated with an unknown man named Joe, you're mom is often a target of humerus insults.
You're mom is so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
by {insert username here} April 13, 2022

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)
by holly-jolly June 3, 2021

A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.
After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged
"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"
by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023
