Whalepenis

It's a color... it's like purple, blue, and pink all at the same time, yet none of those colors ever. It will surely blow your minds... your minds will explode.

Where I come from we know colors, and whalepenis is one of them.

Hey, I like your whalepenis colored top, it's my fav color.

by Foxen April 28, 2008

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hung like a whale

When a man has a penis that surpasses the size of a horses, moose, Chuck Norris', and/or Mr. Rogers'.

Woah, Ryan is hung like a whale!

by ryanXXpwnage October 20, 2008

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Whale sperm

The reason why the ocean is salty and you became pregnant after you went swimming

"Damn the ocean is salty!"
"That's just from whale sperm"

by Yourdick May 8, 2015

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wet whale

a type of dildo invented by a group of school pupils on a trip 2 london
other dildos also known as furry ferret and slimy snake

"for pleasure i like to use a wet whale"

by ehh August 12, 2004

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Humpback Whale

Having doggy style sex with a fat girl. Upon ejaculation, the male shall be referred to as Captain Ahab, and whichever one tells the story with more dignity shall be called Ishmael.

Greg: Dude I heard you banged a fat girl last night
Craig: Yeah dude, not one of my better nights
Greg: What position were y'all in
Craig: Doggy
Greg: Dude you have to stop doing the humpback whale
Craig: I also finished
Greg: Way to go Captain Ahab. Let me know if you see Ishmael again.

by Phil Bob February 19, 2014

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Fudgie the Whale

1. While on a hogging spree, forcing your pig to eat your dirty ass. Yelling "Fudgie the Whale!" during the act and not wiping your ass beforehand is an important part of this heinous act and is considered a must by the purists.

2. Fudgie the Whale is a type of ice cream cake produced and sold by a popular northeast ice cream franchise store known for its ice cream cakes and other products such as the Cookie Puss.

Sully: Hey Quinn, want to go hogging tonight?

Quinn: Yeah....I am going to give her a Fudgie the Whale.

Sully: Good idea, fat chicks like ice cream

Quinn: No dumbass, she's going to eat my ass. Remind me to take a shit before we leave the bar.

by Senor Cheech December 6, 2011

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