by Iwantabigfatpie June 18, 2015

It's similar to people watching, or bird watching. The last two are things you do when you're an old gramps who doesn't know how to use internet or smart phones, & who's life is incredibly boring... But with loli watching, anyone of any age can enjoy. Some even find it more enjoyable than surfing the web. Like bird watching, cameras & binoculars are optional.
Guy 1: "Hey brah, wanna go to the local public pool to do some loli watching?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"
by Woke&Broke March 7, 2024

*Terroriser gets crushed by a door*
"Watch out for the doors, folks. They're not just a great band -- They'll kill you!"
"Watch out for the doors, folks. They're not just a great band -- They'll kill you!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022

May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021

When a movie is so bad you can't even bear a one time watch.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.
"Bro,you went to watch the latest tw***ght flick right? How was it?"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"
by aru007_avi March 30, 2016

Thing that shows time but has now lost it's use because of a worldwide competitor named smartphone. It's now worn only for show off.
by Chuchu's chuchu November 24, 2021

The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.
by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016
