Urban Dictionary

A website that can save you from embarrassing conversations with your peers as well as awkward moments on google when you realize that you just looked up some messed up shit.

P1: Hey, do you know what a blumpkin is?
P2: Ask Urban Dictionary.
P1: Why?
P2: Once you look it up, you'll know.

by chicky noodles August 6, 2014

Urban Dictionary

It's heroin

Bob: wow urban dictionary is so addicting
Billy: yeah it's almost like it's heroin
Joe: it is
Billy: . . .
Joe: . . .

by mincraftboi November 27, 2020

Urban dictionary

sex, and everything related to sex, all over the fucking place

One does not use Urban dictionary on a phrase kids!

by Some fucker took my name August 16, 2019

Urban Dictionary

An unintelligent site where people make unfunny sex jokes and troll.

Girl: I want a marriage.
Guy: I read urban dictionary
Girl: We're breaking up.

by Sir Deus Midi August 13, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Some dumbass website that tells you some dumbass shit. Like WHAT THE FUCK YOU RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING BY TURNING IT INTO A SEX TERM

P1: Hey, what're you doing?
P2: Checking out Urban Dictionary.
P1: What a shame.

by Xx_Respect_The_Drip_Karen_xX November 28, 2020

Urban dictionary

A very very inaproppriate dictionary

wow I hate the urban dictionary

by syjkl June 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Where faith in humanity goes to die.

There's an entire post about male tears actually being semen, it's on urban dictionary. - Dhruv

by Probably Notmyrealname September 30, 2018