stan twitter

Very weird people on Twitter who just spend their whole day talking shit about memes and celebrities. No one outside their community can really understand what they're saying. They also are very intolerant and don't give any attention to people who don't have the same interests or opinions as them. Even though their main topics are American and English celebrities and American rap, they come from many different countries like Mexico, Cuba, Jamaica, Barbados, South America, Europe, etc., not just the USA. They also all talk in English only. Typically comprised of teens and young people, mainly Gen Z, this is why Gen Z is so weird.

Today Stan Twitter was talking about McDonalds. They were saying stuff like, "Welcome to McDonalds, would you like to order a ____ (celebrity) meal?" Literally BS, made no sense. Like wtf?

by John532 August 15, 2021

Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr

You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.

by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019

twitter-typo

in re: Anthony Weiner

A life altering - possibly career destroying - mistake in judgement

That writing job I turned down at Groupon is turning out to be quite the twitter-typo.

by tjbf55 December 3, 2011

Twitter

The area between the Twat and the Shitter.

Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"

Friend - "Were you on Twitter with your Mrs last night?"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"

by jbizzle81 December 6, 2019

Yoshi Twitter

Group of yoshi parodies that are very horny and like to have orgies

Have you seen yoshi Twitter today they are very horny

by Hot mamas December 2, 2020

Irish twitter

Subset of Twitter users from Ireland, generally from middle-class Dublin background, who consider themselves elite on the site due to overlapping interests/discussion topics. 'Irish twitter' people are most likely to assemble in person at The Workman's Club.

"He's an abuser??? OMG, like he's SUCH a big name on Irish Twitter"

by luwd December 27, 2019

Twitter

A social media platform with millions of users, most of them are entitled, racist and sexist karens, k-pop stans, toxic anime fans, and so on. Twitter is known for "cancel culture" which implies that a group of twitter users would try to cancel popular content since it triggered them because it's "RaCiSt, SeXiSt, or HoMoPhObiC"; or it made one simple mistake that irritated them.

In order for them to "cancel culture", they would send death threats, encourage suicide, or discriminate one or more groups that had a different opinion from them, which is only natural for humans to have different opinions to each other.

Half of Twitter users aren't like them though, they would only mind their business, discuss their own topic, and won't actually participate in cancelling culture. It's kind of like society in one place, half of them are nice to each other, while the other half would discriminate and hate.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Jack? he got harassed by Twitter users again.

Guy 2: Again?! What tf did he say again this time in that godforsaken place?
Guy 1: He just said that his favorite character in his favorite tv show is straight, and some toxic fans said "hE's MaRRiEd tO HiS cHiLdhOOd bUlLy, aRe yOu rETarDed?! iT's cANoN!!!" and Jack said he still gets death threats

Guy 2: Damn, he should stop posting his personal opinions online for his own sake.

by haha pseudonym go brr February 18, 2021