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Mac French toast

When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.
I had a Mac French toast at about 11:00 a.m. because that's the way they wanted to.
by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021
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toasted tomato

When doing anal and one obtains a toasted tomato (anal rash)
I was doing anal with my girlfriend last night and accidently gave her a toasted tomato.
by GangbangGrandma August 29, 2016
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Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give an anal dick rash
I stuck my dick in her bum and have her a toasted tomato.
by SmokingJesus101 September 3, 2016
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toast jumpscared

When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise
(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared
by mangojam 11 March 9, 2024
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Toast

A person who is full of stupidity. The kind of guy you wanna avoid.
Man that guy's such a toast. He annoys everyone he talks to and doesn't even know it.
by Crapulousity March 3, 2009
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Toast

Toast can be used for many things like, for either breakfast sandwich or with that nutella
by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 26, 2020
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toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.
You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.
by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021
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