The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"

by The505 May 22, 2022

Toasted

Getting high off your ass. With weed. Just weed. Not alcohol. It’s not a regional thing.

Emily: Toasted means getting drunk.

Everyone: no. It means getting high off your ass. Trust me it’s a peer reviewed definition on UD.

by J_C_W March 7, 2020

bacon toast

a piece of toast usually enjoyed with lots of bacon.

Bob: you want some bacon toast

Fred: What's that?

Bob: its a piece of toast with bacon

by Da-Devil March 5, 2014

rice krispy toasted

Down right fucking stoned.

My boy took two fat tokes from the bazong and is now rice krispy toasted

by Devin loves Jaida December 15, 2021

Toasted

The new version of roasted.

Bro 1: wow you really got him
Bro 2: you toasted his ass bro

by Raptor1x1 June 11, 2018

Toasted Bread

When a white trash person listens to rap, acts black and very ghetto.

Me: Hey why is Josh always with daquan?

Friend: Oh man he's just a toasted bread

by SomeDudeYouKnow July 17, 2016

Toasted Sub

A submissive (sub) that smokes weed and gets toasted

"Shes one toasted sub"
"Yea, she smokes a lot"

by Sabrina Marie 87 December 13, 2020