Meat Patch

Conjested area of meaty erections.

Katie: You coming?

Nicole: im not going in, its a meat patch in there.

by Jigglypuff10 December 28, 2008

Doofy Meat

Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.

Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"

Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".

by Phucker January 27, 2007

Meat Pulling

1. The task of stroking a man's genitalia with the use of the hands

2. A handjob

3. The assigned duty of one to prepare the meats necessary to making a sub at Jimmy John's

Jimmy John's employee 1: " If Natalie is on reg and Ashley is doing bread, then who's meat pulling today?"

Jimmy John's employee 2: " I think Andy is"

Andy: "I already had my meat pulled last night!"

by Lovemuscel January 26, 2009

stick meat

any type of meat served on a stick or skewer, obtained at a carnival, festival, or foreign land. Sometimes the meat itself is unknown, but grilled and delicous

Chowed down on some stick meat at the carnival

by you_nix April 4, 2010

Meat Coma

Once my boss just went to a bbq place and eat like 2 racks of ribs, a huge side of mac & cheese, huge side of mashed potatoes, lots of chicken, like 4 pepsis, and a ton of other stuff. On the car ride home he woke up out of a meat coma, and said," zzz, oh, ice cream, ice cream, oh sorry guys i was just in a meat coma, zzz,zzz,zzzz." in a half a sleep voice. Then is wife said,"where?" he replied," zzz, chick-fil-a. chick-fil-aaa." in a half a sleep voice. So we went through the chick-fil-a drive through and got three XL soft serves, even though I said I only wanted a small.

Sorry guys I was in a meat coma.

by farteroopssharter November 20, 2014

barf meat

(n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.

See also blowing lunch.

"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"

"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."

"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"

"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."

by Rob Porter October 23, 2007

Bleeding the meat

To masterbate aggressively for a long period of time.
Often after a bad day to relieve stress, this type of self love will almost always result in some pain afterwards.

Guy1: Whoa! Did you see how Jack was walking today after getting rejected by Sarah lastnite?

Guy2: Yeah, no kidding he must have totally been bleeding the meat lastnite.

by TheMeatBleeder September 7, 2009