Captain boomerang

Dc villain known to have most useless weapon enemy of the flash

I heard the flash fought captain boomerang last week... it was like 15 seconds og nc

by しゅじん November 5, 2021

Captain Camambro

1) One who drinks copious amounts of alcohol, usually rum.
2) A fictional pirate who stabs his enemies in the throat, usually due to their failure to drink copius amounts of rum.
3) See also Camambro

1) I am a regular CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO! Why, just last night I drank 2 litres of Appleton Rum!
2) If you don't drink that mickey, CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO will slit your throat!

by Capatain Camambro September 8, 2006

captain hitler

that one police officer or security guard that just goes absolutely mental for no apparent reason.

does not have to be violent.

so i was just standing around outside the shops when captain hitler came over and went absolutely ballistic on me. i still don't know what i did wrong.

by Nuclear Diarrhea. January 21, 2017

Captain Granite

Captain Granite, urban God, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds. All to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.

He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.

Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.

Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.

I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.

by Repesteeltje May 11, 2011

captain splash

A sad person, very similiar to a 'saddo'.

John is a captain splash, he keeps having a go at jason for no reason.

by Billy Idol July 7, 2006

Captain's Rank

When a woman has camel toe while wearing a military uniform. The Camel Toe resembles the double bars of the rank of Captain.

"Hey check out that chick in the tight pants"

"I'd stand at attention for that Captain's Rank"

by SGT Cricket November 24, 2011

Captain Jacked

When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.

Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night

by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018