godamn ducks

A term when you or someone near you farts.
Since a fart sounds somewhat like a duck it is used to blam your fart on a duck.

PersonA: *farts* ... godamn ducks
PersonB: Godamn ducks
*PersonC walks in*
PersonC: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
PersonA: godamn ducks!

by Jason December 6, 2004

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poached duck

poached duck, noun. a ridiculously inside pitch that causes the batter to spin around with his arms all twisty like.

Man, I killed Shane Vic last night with the poached duck to close out an 11 inning battle.

by Big Z's Bullpen Express April 26, 2010

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Cocaine Duck

Noun- Someone that really wants QWAAAACK.

That boy is such a cocaine duck!

by MiguelitoPortwito December 2, 2010

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duck drunking

dipping bread in vodka (or any sort of alcohol) and feeding it to ducks.

Teenager #1: Mannn, those ducks were wasted last night!

Teenager #2:Yeah, duck drunking is the best

by Jacob.S September 18, 2010

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Cosby Ducks

Rare ducks found only on golf courses in and around Arizona.

The Cosby Ducks: "I've got Jell-O puddin' on my beak again!"

by Red the Ghost June 29, 2010

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Having a task/thing "in the bag" or successfully completed because you had your "ducks in a row" or all of the steps to completing your task/thing done. Often used when you are very smug, and when you are bragging. Bringing you, your "Ducks in a Bag"

Dude 1: wow, so I heard you won that best team captain of the year award.
Dude 2:yeah, I had my ducks in a bag from the very start.
Dude 1: how did you do that?
Dude 2: lots of bribes and sucking up to people.
Dude 1: well it worked.....

by charachar August 26, 2010

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