cock juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of bitch ass cunt. The best insult ever created.

Kent is a bitch ass cunt but, Kalyn is a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by awesomeCollegePark May 26, 2009

thunderbead

1. pretty necklaces that little grannies wear
2. Round beads that light up
3. Beads you stick up your anal hole for enjoyment. funfunfun

It feels soo good when my boyfriend stuck thunderbeads up my anal hole

by SEXPANTHERSOPHIEG June 12, 2008

cum guzzling thunder cunt

a name for a female who is a large whore in your neighboorhood or in your clique of friends

"damn it shannon u cum guzzling thunder cunt u had sex again"

by huge dick mcanger October 29, 2009

Appalachian Thunder

When a peg-legged hillbilly chases a girl around the house, pins her in a corner, and proceeds to have anal sex. The "thunder" reference comes from the sound of thunder as his peg leg bounces on the floor during the chase. Appalachian Thunder is often finished off by a solid donkey punch.

"Hell fire, did you hear about Billy Bob running an Appalachian Thunder on his cousin? Sure did, but the jokes on him cause she has AIDS"

by T--Rex April 8, 2009

Thunder Powell

The epitome of awesomeness. a Celebrity at Cornell University who is famous for his charisma, social skills, hotness, intellectualism, uniqueness, stripping, dorm hopping, character, and the fact that he's Thunder Powell. He's just freaking amazing.

"That dude is such a Thunder Powell."
"Thunder Powell needs to put his pants on."
"Thunder Powell doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down."
"Thunder Powell as struck."

by thatguy121 September 25, 2011

asian thunderstorm

When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.

Betty was not pleased when i gave her an asian thunderstorm in her mom's room the other day.

by Mike Cannon May 24, 2004

thunder shower

Urinating and defecating on a person at the same time for sexual purposes

I gave your mom a thunder shower last night.

by Calvin Demand September 29, 2008