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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
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Kentucky Thumb

A sex act where you shove a thumb in it(it being any hole) the same way Kentucky Ballistics shoved a thumb into his wound after his gun exploded.
Guy 1: I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night
Guy 2: How'd it go?
Guy 1: Well I stopped her bleeding from her period
by A SLAP round May 20, 2021
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Thumb Fuck

To be constantly on your phone texting or messaging non-stop.
Classmate: "Has anyone talked to her about the break up?"
Me: "Na. She's been thumb fucking her phone all day and won't talk to anyone."
by MaddHatter June 27, 2016
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Kentucky thumb

Plugging a whole with your thumb
Kyle gave his girlfriend a Kentucky thumb in the Walmart bathroom.
by #65 May 20, 2021
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jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
by terrobite January 9, 2019
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m1 thumb

When you get your thumb stuck in the chamber while you reload an M1 Garand.
Yesterday me and the boys were shootin' the ol' M1 and I got the M1 thumb.
by bootyslammer777 June 9, 2019
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