by Slacktastic76 December 07, 2009
When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.
Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.
by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.
by NERV2005 September 18, 2018
beige shirt
A Condom
Hope you're bringing your collared shirt into the VIP room bro!
Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!
Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!
by vdub4motion March 18, 2023
A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.
by m4gssssss August 06, 2017
Bryce Steinmiller
Holy shit that guy is humongous, he’s a shirt stretcher!
Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher
I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher
Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher
I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher
by MotoMoto1234566676 May 22, 2024