home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.
by Papa on Whidbey December 30, 2011
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Home-made queef

When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I produced a home-made queef the other night

Guy 2: wow, you're so lucky
by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011
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out-of-home entertainment

A broad descriptor used primarily by the amusement industry to collectively refer to experiences at regional attractions like theme parks and waterparks with their thrill rides and slides, and smaller community-based entertainment venues such as family entertainment and cultural venues.

Out-of-home entertainment is an industry term and is sometimes abbreviated as OOHE or OHE.
Digital Out-of-Home Entertainment is rather an arcane description for one of the fastest growing technology-sectors. These forms of interactive technology, often established on a 'pay per use' basis are transforming the customer experience in shops, cinemas, museums; almost any environment where consumers are congregating.
by thearcadeguy January 15, 2018
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Home Made Icing

White stuff the baker puts on his donuts and cakes for some sweet and salty flavor.
I walked in to the back of the bakery and saw the chef pouring his home made icing all over the donuts while he was watching his computer! He must be a pro! Talk about multitasking.
by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023
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Keep a kosher home

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
by mrperson123 January 22, 2020
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Jerk from home

When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
by Zonal K September 22, 2019
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Home Run Slide

The act of sliding across the soaking wet locker room floor completely nude and subsequently ending up in the showers
Jerry did the most epic home run slide after gym!”
by JoeMama7978 December 24, 2020
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