by brickarmstrong September 19, 2020
I. Someone that only eats dried cum.
II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.
II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.
by Ultimate Cracker Gobbler April 23, 2018
You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!
by Poppa Capp January 01, 2014
The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.
Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.
by Rompinthomspon November 03, 2021
When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER
by ViperzZ1706 September 06, 2020
by Wadeo June 07, 2017
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