jacobs crackers

the best creamy tasteful crunchy yummy crackers u could ever eat
“if u don’t like jacobs crackers i am so sorry
by brickarmstrong September 19, 2020
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Cracker Gobbler

I. Someone that only eats dried cum.

II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.
Get a load of this cracker gobbler aye
by Ultimate Cracker Gobbler April 23, 2018
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Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".
You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!
by Poppa Capp January 01, 2014
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Cunt Crackers

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.
Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.
by Rompinthomspon November 03, 2021
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Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER
Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker
by ViperzZ1706 September 06, 2020
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Crackers on cheese

Ridiculous, deserving or inviting derision or mockery; absurd.
You think you're so much better than me, that's just crackers on cheese!
by Wadeo June 07, 2017
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Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.
by SebasV21 November 12, 2021
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