Jacksonville Black Coffee

When a girl has diarrhea on a guys dick and then proceeds to give him oral

She was just gonna give me head, but she had to shit so it turned into a Jacksonville black coffee

by HUGEWEEEEENERSTOTHEFACEE January 8, 2011

coffee shop pervert

an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.

Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

by Tha_Cuddla May 4, 2005

coffee warlord

a sulking beast

the coffee warlord was a sad, sad thing.

by fof May 20, 2003

Clearwater Coffee Filter

First you take off a woman's panties and have her hold them over her face. Take a shit on the panties and then piss on it so it filters through onto her face.

That chick was so freaky, she let me give her a Clearwater coffee filter.

by lcbaby April 18, 2007

Brazillian coffee filter

Having sex in a Restaurant bathroom on Valentines day.

This is a recent description based on advertising suggestion by some new york restaurants that customers should engage in a tryst out side the bedroom this valentine's day. This phrase is used to obfuscate and confuse the compeition. And Brazil is sexy, but coffee filters are not. The combination excites the senses.

(setting: man 1,2 and woman 1,2 eating dinner at table)

Man 1: So, I need to go look for a "Brazillian coffee filter, I'll be right back.
Man 2: What the heck are they talking about?
Woman 1: That sounds interesting, I'll give you a hand you.

(man 1 + woman 1 go to have sex in bathroom)

Woman 2: I'm glad they are gone, what movie do you want to see after dinner?

by slacking at work February 4, 2010

Kissing is Like Coffee

It's an acquired taste.

Kissing is like coffee, it's not any good the first time.

"How was your first kiss with Matt?"
"OMG he's definitely a Starbucks!!!"

"My first kiss was like cold instant coffee"

by futureactiveparticiple April 26, 2014

hot coffee moment

A moment in a video game where a sex scene or nudity is either hidden or explicit. Reference to the hot coffee mod in GTA San Andreas where dataminers found a sex scene in the game.

Guy 1: Hey why is that guy naked?
Guy 2: It’s a hot coffee moment.
Guy 1: ohh okay

by Xx_autisticpanic_xX September 1, 2019