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murphing the bowl

When the bowl comes your way, instead of hitting it you space out into the conversation and hang onto it. Not bogarting it just not passing it on.
Hey you've been Murphing the bowl, hit it and pass it on!
by spyderdog8 September 9, 2015
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Crankshaft Bowl

A bowling tournament held by all the school districts in Ohio annually. It is most notably played between Centerville school district and Blue Valley school district. The winner gets the Edward R. Crankshaft memorial trophy. The trophy travels from year to year depending on who won it last. Centerville has won it the most times.
Ed: (jumping up and down in excitement) We won again! The Crankshaft Bowl is ours!! Take that Blue Valley schools!!

Roger: (running back and forth down the bowling lanes screaming) Centerville rocks! Centerville rocks!!

Elmer: (gets a real stern look on his face) Roger, shut up! So we won, big deal! I don't want to hear another word about it you hear me?

Roger: (is hurt by the sterness of Elmer's voice, begins to cry) I'm sorry, I just got excited.

Max: (really mad, blue steam coming out of his ears) You won't be so lucky next time, Crankshaft! Next time, Blue Valley is taking that trophy back to Ashtabula.

Ed: Easy, you'll win it someday, trust me. Just don't get so excited over it.

Steve: Yeah, take it easy. This is the Crankshaft Bowl. You're supposed to have fun with it.

Ed: (holding the trophy like a dumbell, crunching his bicep) Sweet victory! Burgandy and gold rule and navy and powder blue drool! (sets the trophy down and pumps his fist in the air three times)
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 7, 2011
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striping the bowl

Depositing in a toilet a fudgy dreadnought that leaves an arty spiral mark inside after flushing.
After my morning double latte, I spent the next 20 minutes reading The Onion while striping the bowl.
by Witness10mm October 4, 2005
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Buffering Bowl

The bong hit you take while waiting for your pirated movie to load enough to watch it for another 10 minutes, because your a stoner and have crappy internet.
Fuck, South Park is taking forever to load. Time for a buffering bowl.
by 240240240 November 12, 2011
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Butt Bowl

The act of making someone’s asshole really large and putting food in and eating them out of the asshole
Did you hear Trentin and Jake making a butt bowl last night? It was loud and squishy
by Rée rée rey May 31, 2020
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Chocolate Bowled

A prank in which u take a shit somewhere and u decide not to flush just to get the next person to use it very pissed off
Steve : WTF Jon why didnt u flush the dam toilet
Jon: U just been Chocolate Bowled bitch
by Airmanjon September 25, 2009
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Patrick Bowl

This is a overly massive bowl load put into a glass pipe that if not careful will spill out into the neck or out the hole.

A bowl that you cannot 10 and 2 with rather 11 and 1 o’clock.
God damn, that pipe went around forever. Yeah someone loaded a Patrick bowl!
by Dowdy_the BBL March 1, 2019
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