QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)

An ass or boob grab of a significant other or close companion, which happens so quickly that knowledge of the incident is exclusive to the two parties involved. As such, a QTIP cannot be classified as PDA.

Note that it is acceptable to yell aloud "QTIP!" and then proceed to initiate a QTIP. Also note that it is not acceptable to QTIP a complete stranger.
"Ugh, I really want to make out with you right now, but you know I don't like PDA"
"How about a QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)?"
by Grabestone October 02, 2012
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not want to get involved with something, often used as a warning.
If I were you, I would not touch it with a ten foot pole.
by skylight_727 July 26, 2006
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your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you
Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose
by AwesomeX23666 April 14, 2011
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another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40
shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.
by stronkscorbunny December 16, 2021
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Playing touch P-P

1. People being unaware of their surroundings, and having no sense of urgency whatever. In effect, not respecting others by moving the hell out of the way so that people who DO have something important to do can proceed with their lives.

2. When committing a crime, those people around you who have their backs turned, or are preoccupied with something else, allowing you to get on with the business at hand.
Ex: “If this asshole would quit playing touch p-p with that cashier I could get the fuck outa here.”
2nd ex: “While that woman was playing touch p-p with her airbags, I drove around her and dipped off the exit ramp.
by Jack of trade January 02, 2022
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iPod Touch 3rd Generation

The Apple iPod Touch 3rd Generation was the successor of the iPod Touch 2nd Generation, and is the predecessor of the iPod Touch 4th Generation. It looks very similar to the iPod Touch 2nd gen. physically, but with several hardware changes. The iPod Touch 3rd gen. sports the Samsung S5L8920 SoC, contains 256 MB of RAM, and has the PowerVR SGX535 GPU. It has a display resolution of 320x480 pixels at 163 PPI, uses a 3.7v, 789 mAh Lithium-Ion battery, and is available in a choice of 32 and 64 GB. The latest iOS update for this iPod Touch is iOS 5.1.1.
The iPod Touch 3rd Generation is a great improvement from the iPod Touch 2nd gen., as the 3rd gen. supports OpenGL 2.0, a faster CPU, and twice the RAM.
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Don't touch my junk

A stern warning to TSA gropers to not touch John Tyner's penis or balls when told he was about to undergo a "groin check".
Don't touch my junk. If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested. -- John Tyner, San Diego Airport, November 13, 2010
by RealTailDragger November 20, 2010
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