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Top Egg

When something is the best, you cant do any better. can fit in with practically any sentence.
...this milkshake is top egg!
by RobSkiN October 18, 2006
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Tank top

A tank top is a shirt that has no sleeves and varying shoulder strap width. It’s essentially just a shirt that shows your shoulders along with the rest of your arms. Great to wear anywhere even if it’s cold, you just have to have tolerance for the cold
Becca: I love the way that tank top defines your shoulders!
Katie: Me too! All the guys say it looks weird to see me in clothing that reveals my shoulders since I’m always in a sweater. Thought I’d give my shoulders a chance to be exposed and see the light of day!
by Tanktoplover February 9, 2019
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Mushroom Top

The extreme version of Muffin Top. So extreme the top half grows from the head down then abruptly stops at the hips( like a mushroom ) to reveal thinner, and possibly even nice legs. Gravitational wise.. we don't know how this is possible. But many have proved gravity wrong by this odd shaped silhouette. Also known as Toad Stool.
"Wow, she has nice legs considering what her top half looks like."

"I know, she has a mushroom top, that's why she wears short skirts and then baggy sweatshirts."
by mdez March 24, 2009
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Top Hoe

A pimp's worse girl, she's the top because she's about to get pimp slapped for not making the money. Opposite of a bottom bitch.
Karla is my top hoe at the moment, she'll learn after a week or two. She'll be my bottom bitch in no time.
by loltoofunny April 14, 2011
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cherry tops

by Spaztastic Derek February 7, 2004
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Muffin Top

A member of the female sex who adorns herself prodominantly in clothing too small for herself, creating an effect of her figure spilling out over the top of her pants, resembling the top of a muffin. Muffin tops are generally unaware of their condition, and typically even believe that they are MORE attractive than non-muffin tops. These females are very easily spotted in nearly all social events, and the muffin tops even parade themselves about in a way to advertise their willingness to participate in sexual activity with willing members of BOTH sexes. Most of the time, muffin tops can be found in the pressence of and under the influence of alcohol and other substances.
"look at jessica, in those pants she is a total muffin top, they must be at least 2 sizes too small, and her fat stomache is spilling out all over the place!"
by Mike Clark February 15, 2006
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top girl

The most often requested and highest earning prostitute in a pimp's stable.
Mary was top girl in Jacko's stable until she eloped with that idiot Hans.
by Blizzardguy September 16, 2017
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