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meth swamp pedo whore

A cross between every kind of wrong a woman could be.
Did you see my Ex's new Karma punishment? She is a new breed we are deeming Meth swamp pedo whore.
by Starcitychild September 12, 2017
mugGet the meth swamp pedo whoremug.

knuckle dragging swamp cunt

Cordel klussmann is a knuckle dragging swamp cunt it is also a person who is a cunt and stupid
by Big sexy 69 April 18, 2016
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Slack jawed swamp donkey

have you seen that Slack jawed swamp donkey? I heard she gave head three times last night.
by DM321 May 26, 2010
mugGet the Slack jawed swamp donkeymug.

Long-Booty-Swamp Ass

1. When mexican women, or "mexican" women wear jeans with no back pockets and they're jeans are so tight that their ass folds over their jeans.

2. When old women have long asses and wear granny panties and its saggy as hell.
Look-a-dat lady righ der she got long-booty-swamp ass
by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008
mugGet the Long-Booty-Swamp Assmug.

bow legged swamp donkey

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.
Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
by Come on meow November 28, 2014
mugGet the bow legged swamp donkeymug.

get out of my swamp

when you want someone to leave you in your room alone.

your room is your swamp, man.
Mom: "what are you doing in here"
Frank: "MOM! get out of my swamp!"
by BenjaminsLeftNipple February 6, 2018
mugGet the get out of my swampmug.

Two Girls, One Swamp

The act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. The two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their rectums, vaginas, and mouths. While this is going on a Mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens' ears, "Better out and in, I always say."
My mandingo party was asked to help in a Two Girls, One Swamp party. It was a little smelly.
by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015
mugGet the Two Girls, One Swampmug.

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