internet opinions

Something you're not allowed to have no matter what and if you try to back it up you get called names so just dont have one.

Person 1- "I commented on my favourite persons video saying i liked it and that they're my favourite then everyone called me names"
Person 2- "Yep thats what happens when you have internet opinions"

by Mrsamskyrim August 4, 2016

internet vagabond

A self sufficient traveler with income, and or notoriety generated by an online presence.

"Fauna became an internet vagabond two years ago when she bought a Mac, and flew to Vietnam. She has a YouTube channel about rare snails, and her grandmother is her biggest fan."

by HeartOfZeus January 25, 2018

Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.

Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.

by japanesque October 25, 2019

internet explorer

a web browser used to download google chrome

person 1: yo do u use internet explorer?
person 2: only for downloading google chrome!
person 1: ah yes of course

by CreeperCat1 December 8, 2020

Internet Thug

A tough and thuggish person who acts hard online behind a screen, but is soft as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions and doesn’t think or expect to get hurt.

Internet Thug: That boy Calab a b**** I’ll have sex with his mom and sister and slap his dad and his brothers! I might just slap him myself as well!

Real life:

Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!

Internet Thug: what you mean dude I wasn’t talking to you I didn’t mean it I’m sorry

Calab: SAY IT TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!

Internet Thug: ...

by LivingLikeCam November 8, 2020

Internet Funnyman

Bombastic type of attitude and behavior, acting in a dull or dry humorous manner in chat or in game who uses Schrödinger's insults and claims other people are mad when they call them out as being unfunny. Can be easily identified via spamming internet lingo as they feel they can win a virtual shouting match.

Will act like a redditor more often than not.

Person 1: "gngngngn ezezez mad cuz bad salty!!!!"

Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"

by unabomba April 12, 2021

internet insomnia

Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.

Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.

by babyhuey121794 September 23, 2013