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hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.
Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023
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Rodney Hog

Rodney HOG HOG HOG HOG HOG Is takin a shit in Australian Slang
rodney HOG means take a shit, I'm gonna take a Rodney
by xX_SEISUN_Xx October 12, 2016
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Eating A Hog

Blowing a man with an excessively large penis as if you were starving to death and eating a hot dog after days with out food
Stephen always eats his hot dogs with mayonnaise because he longs for his glory days in jail when he could score cigarettes for eating a hog
by Bill Thurston May 6, 2017
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Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
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hogs

Girl: wanna see my tits?

Any Guy: Don’t send me pics of your boobs girl, u know ur worth more than that but YEAH LETS SEE THEM HOGS
by rando bando January 31, 2019
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rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.
Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!
by What’supDoc November 16, 2023
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Bush Hog

What do you call a lesbian with more than one lover? A Bush Hog!
by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016
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