To put in multiple tampons, and tying the strings in the same manner you would tie together multiple fire frackers
by Jejfjw January 22, 2016
You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!
by Poppa Capp January 01, 2014
by brickarmstrong September 19, 2020
The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.
Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.
by Rompinthomspon November 03, 2021
When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER
by ViperzZ1706 September 06, 2020
A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
by bilemonger May 30, 2020
by AJ Elk January 10, 2012