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if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.
Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."
by von groovy January 18, 2019
mugGet the if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bankmug.
(US ECONOMY) One of the 12 district Federal Reserve Banks. Based in New York (2nd FR district). Along with members of the Federal Reserve Board, enjoys a permanent seat on the FOMC (other district banks only get to rotate).

Main job is to regulate banks and administer monetary policy through open market operations. Former New York Fed president Tim Geithner is now Secretary of the US Treasury Department (as of early 2009).
Prior to 1928, the President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York was the de facto leader of the entire system. This was because of the powerful personality and connections of Benjamin Strong, a former J.P. Morgan partner.
by Abu Yahya September 10, 2010
mugGet the Federal Reserve Bank of New Yorkmug.
when someone is very rich ..so he has a full tank in his car and a million dollar in the bank
you can say it when you see a guy with a fucken expensive car and showing off
by walid March 23, 2004
mugGet the el banzeen fi el tank we el millyoun fi el bankmug.
when your stupid horse makes you fall out of your porche, and makes you lose all the money in your bank account so you just have to scream "oh no!"
You:*loses all the money in your bank account* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

ME:*Starts chanting stupid horse* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔
by Secretly a simp February 6, 2021
mugGet the STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔mug.

Bank of Poland

If you are a Polish girl, it means keeping your paper money folded and tucked into the cleavage of your big tits.
I’m going to the bar and I don’t wanna carry a purse. I’ll just keep my cash in the Bank of Poland.

I keep my tips from working as a waitress at the perogy restaurant in my bank of Poland.
by Polly_Pocketry July 23, 2021
mugGet the Bank of Polandmug.

bank of bitches

A bank of bitches is a list of people, male or female who are on your hook. You have them whenever you need them, you always have a favourite but you never get emotionally attached to any, however, when you find a certain bitch who is truly bitchin' then your bank of bitches turns into a bank of bitch and takes on a quality over quantity stance.
I met this boyo and at first I thought Awk sure I'll add him to the bank but now he's the only I want in the bank.

Person A: I'm so sad I'm single Person B: Wise up we'll go out on the pull and rank up a bank of bitches
by pearse April 2, 2017
mugGet the bank of bitchesmug.

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