shit of a thousand horses

you would use this saying when something is really bad. Like bad bad or smells bad.

Example one: Girl: I was going to go out with my friend tonight, but she canceled.
Girl 2: Isnt that just shit of a thousand horses. Example two: Guy: Oh my god did you smell that guys cologne!!!! Guy 2: Yes it smelt like shit from a thousand horses!!!

by Paula Genosick June 20, 2008

Throne of Thorns

When you successfully get ahead at the expense of something or someone else.

Guy 1-sure Jeff got the promotion, but that's only because he sabotaged everyone else

Guy 2- yeah I hope he enjoys his throne of thorns

Example 2: Guy 1- Jeff looks so successful, I wonder how he got to where he his now
Guy 2- rumor has it that he's sitting on a throne of thorns

by mrguitare20 May 10, 2015

Henry Dick Thong

The worst and most dangerous alien/communist every. He also carries a deadly and super contagious.

I hope the FDA can stop Henry Dick Thong and kill him.

by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

local ski thot

A girl, typically rich and blonde found working at a local ski resort in Sweden or Norway who lives off her parents money and sleeps with all the local skiers.

"Hey bro I was thinking of asking Jani on a date"

"No man don't go for her, I heard she's the local ski thot."

by Sordin July 10, 2017

Butler County THOT

Southern Ohio’s version of a THOT only they got Mt. Dew mouth and are waiting for their baby daddy to finally come home from the Paper Mill job. Found any place in Butler County where bad country music is playing.

Clint dreads when the Butler County THOTs come into his store with country music blaring and leaving soda bottles everywhere.

by Paper Mills Nation July 2, 2018

Big Daddy Thorton

The holy worm on a string. Spouse to Big Mama Thorton and Lil' Baby Thorton. He glides like no other worm, and his string is oh, so smooth. The color of his fur is the sexiest shade of lime green, everyone should strive to be like him.

Look at Big Daddy Thorton, his tail looks so fine!

by WormOnAStringWorshiper March 16, 2021

Ted “TT” Thompson

The result of being a piss poor SoundCloud rapper named YungMilly and falling for a scam in which you are on a video conference call with highly decorated Universal Records talent scout Ted Thompson who takes you on a week long expedition via zoom and text-me-now and on the 5th day of being assfucked by Ted with no lube , you enter a zoom call to discuss salary and the man on the other end of the line is none other than Oscar the cocksucking grouch. Get rekd milly-o.

Bro yungmilly is straight hot garbage. I think Ted “TT” Thompson is gonna sign him to a ten year contract

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 5, 2022