glass mud table

A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal

Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table

by supernut2000 June 22, 2016

fuck you tabby

When you get jelly of tabby so you say "fuck you" because you are jelly

Tabby: I finished my homework!
Someone: fuck you tabby

by WeedTree September 28, 2020

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

The tablet that was owned for 2 days by -left-E before breaking.

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

by Smogus Relaton Amogus December 20, 2021

table top skank

a way to express your feelings for someone who you absolutely hate.

i hate his girlfriend, she's such a table top skank!

by aivilo April 16, 2008

Table Day

That one day of your period when you're just so horny you want to be taken on a table. It could also be any day of extreme horniness.

Me: "Unf I want him in me."
Mojo Jojo: "Table day?"
Me: "Yep."

by Juju Bee 02 June 11, 2013

TABBY

AN ORANGE GIRL WHO RESEMBLES HORSE AND HAS NO FRIENDS. SHE TAGS ALONG WITH HER POPULAR FAKE FRIENDS WHICH SHE THINKS MAKES HER LOOK COOL. SHE IS ALSO IRRELVENT IN LIFE A HAS A WIDE RANGE OF BASIC VOCAB. SHE NEEDS TO GET A GOOD FAKE TAN REMOVER AND A BOOK ON HOW TO FAKE TAN.

LOOK THERES TABBYCUNTSTAIN

by tabby is a carrot December 27, 2018

Lepur Table

a group of grotesque people sitting at a table.

omg look at the lepur table over there, they're such double e's

by Z-berg May 19, 2005