Hamilton Surprise

Penetrating an ass hole with a frozen piece of shit then licking it then penetrating it again.

O man, last night i and my girl had our self one hell of a Hamilton Surprise and we ended up eating w.e was left.

by I POOOON ASS!!! June 8, 2009

Hard-Boiled Surprise

To be in a state of sleep or slumber, and then awakened by being struck with hard boiled eggs in a pelting manner.

Yo last night we hit up Jim with a hard-boiled surprise.

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

Tranny Surprise

A tranny surprise is something that seems like it may be good, but then turns out to be super bad. Any number of things can be considered a tranny surprise. A girl (see monet), that new car you bought that turns out to be a piece of shit, or a test that was suppose to be easy.

Hey mang, how did you do on that test?

Not so good Aubri. I thought it was gonna be hella easy, so instead of studying I partied all night, got super wasteyface, and woke up next to this chick.

Awesome!

No, not really. The girl turned out to be a super jankety monet.

Ohhh that sucks. You got double tranny surprised.

Yeah. I heard you got an “A” on the test though, goodjaubri!

by Ht's Auntie May 25, 2009

surprise butt sex

Very hott anal intercourse brought on by an erect penis or three and a surprised anus that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of the penis(es) ripping open their tight anus hole. brought on without consent. often causes internal bleeding and projectile diarrhea.

Those three guys from work were in the stockroom after hours at work when I bent over only to find 3 penises ripping apart my anus hole.

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"

by the anus man August 2, 2008

creampie surprise

while your railing a chick anally, you blow your load in her ass, then you pull out and leave. but before you go, you say "good luck with that."

Tron:Hey bro, last night I gave this chick the ol' creampie surprise.
Brady:Dude, that's fuckin awesome!

by TRON THE MAN January 23, 2007

Flap Jack Surprise

When one takes his/her soiled underwear and then precedes to take their underwear off, facing the soiled portion towards the other persons chest and slapping it on their chest.

"Did you hear about Sally getting a Flap Jack Surprise the other night from Tom?"

by Awesome Pants March 28, 2007

toe nail surprise

the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.

If that jerk doesnt watch out he's gonna find himself a nice toe nail surprise in the morning.

by GrandmaButch May 29, 2010