Super straight

Mega virgin

‘Hey do you date transgender girls?’
‘No. I don’t think they are actual girls.’
‘That’s kinda transphobic’
‘No it’s not...’
‘Yeah it is dude’
‘ it’s my sexuality... I am super straight.’
‘Dude you need some fucking sleep.’

by Smile, you’re on camera. March 9, 2021

miss me with that straight shit

When you're a demi or asexual and when a person or friend you haven't talked to in basically forever just suddenly hits you with some flirt or hand hold or some kind of b.s. while you're just casually chatting.

Person 1: It's been forever since we last talked, let's catch up.
Person 2:Yeah it has been, I missed your cute smile when we use to talk.
Person 1:...Miss me with that straight shit

by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019

super straight

a dumb bitch that thinks they're making a sWaG sExUaLiTy!
You're straight and transphobic, fu <3

Normie : I'm sUpEr StRaIgHT B))
Me : FU <33

by DeathxP March 11, 2021

Straight Up

1. without stipulations or additions; outright.

2. indicating real talk; honesty.

3. a method of preparing a drink by straining the ice out after shaking or stirring it.
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1. "I bought that cell phone straight up, without a plan."

2. "That game of laser tag was straight up GANGSTA!"

3. "Appletini, straight up."

by johngodler69 October 21, 2011

Straight Pride Month

Also known as heterosexual pride month, straight pride takes place in August to give time to recover from june or gay pride month.

Happy straight pride month!

by ♀️♂️ July 10, 2021

a straight

A pre-rolled cigarette that comes in a pack of 10 or 20

Yo Johnny you got a straight

by KaboomBehave October 22, 2015

straight

instead of "thats so GAY" you make it "thats so STRAIGHT"

ryan: ew, thats so gay!
hay: NO, its so straight!

by blairis May 15, 2008