Squibling the beans

Shittin, pissin and vomiting at the same time

Person 1: " bruh I had food poisoning and was squibling the beans last night"
Person 2: " ache :/"

by Dingleflap69420 June 14, 2021

Squappy

The sound of a wet, farty paper towel hitting a surface. Similar to a queef.

Damn, the sounded squappy

by QueefyBalls June 18, 2021

𝗌𝗊𝗎𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗌

when your mum is being anoying and u want the tea and she wont give you the tea so u are sad so you poo really hard and them eat soup

I hate 𝗌𝗊𝗎𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗌

by Deez nuts in yo mouth69 June 19, 2021

Squid

Noun. The act of convincing your boyfriend that all his friends are trying to get with him then tell him that he is the soul reason your family is falling apart, he will never be enough, and that you never loved him.

(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)

Wow you really took toxic relationships to a new level when you pulled a Squid on them.

by og2r July 11, 2021

Squid

Slang for a single cigarette

Hey man you got a squid?

Damn! Here needy you lucky I just got a pack from the gas station

by TheJordanzWorld August 18, 2021

Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.

That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.

by King Lurgi September 15, 2021

Squid

Friend or family anyone who’s close to you.

You can also use it as Squids for plural friends 2-3
Squillium is a group of 4 or more friends

Alex: yo it’s jake!
Jake: yo Alex what up my squid
Alex: what’s good squid

by Leg3ndaryxCam September 15, 2021