thunder squatch

A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.

Dude, I just saw a thunder squatch!

by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014

bottle squat

A fecal encounter into a bottle.

Charlie bottle squatted on the side of the road because he could not find a Burger King.

by hayday_73 January 22, 2015

poppin squat

the act of getting girls

Look at Anthony poppin squat at that table full of girls.

by matv203 October 18, 2015

jump squat

A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.

Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!

by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! December 21, 2015

Swass-Squatch

A beast at the gym who leaves a trail of sweat all over the equipment and doesn't wipe it down after.

"Ew that dude just soaked the bench and left it. Fucking Swass-Squatch"

by Mercedez.Kae March 27, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish involving watching someone sitting their posterior into a pie (preferably apple or pumpkin, but this is up to the fetishist) and wiggling said buttocks around in the aforementioned dessert

Jimmy: Yo, did you catch that Hoboken Squat Cobbler video on the Tube?

Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard

by cellophanefriend September 3, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."

The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.

by SwampBeast September 3, 2016