Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.

by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022

Sala Soonka

A person that is in the Zaza clan but they are in the "bad" ranks.

Sala Soonka, Get over here!

by Goomba420 March 29, 2023

Southbank spank

When you masturbate at the BFI Southbank cinema and like it. Also known as "Southbank wank"

Shall we go watch Goodfellas for a Southbank spank?

by philmphan July 7, 2023

nettle spanked

The act of being whipped with nettles to derive sexual pleasure while holding hands with a mutual friend

Gary likes when his mutual friend big Debrah nettle spanks him.

Did you hear big Debrah nettle spanked Gary last night?

by Icebergtip July 8, 2023

spunksklob skonkants

oh hell naw the spunkslob from the show tv spunksklob skonkants he sporgegob beet butter
sporgegob the spunksklob skonkants the

oh my god is that spunksklob the skonkants real?!?!
spunksklob skonkants is sporgegob the spongerbob spongebob

by I DRINK DOGS August 5, 2023

pan-spank-sual

A spanko who enjoys spanking play with all genders. They may identify as straight or gay and have a preferred gender that they play with but also enjoy spanking other genders as well. Or, they could identify as bisexual or pansexual and enjoy spanking all genders.

Who you like to spank is not necessarily in accordance with who you are sexually attracted to. Some people like platonic spankings.

Person 1: Do you know if that female top plays with women? I heard she has a boyfriend and is a straight girl.

Person 2: Yeah! She's pan-spank-sual. I've seen her use the hairbrush on a naughty young lady before.

by girlwhogetsspanked March 26, 2024

dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.

Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.

by The Enablers June 15, 2024