Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

Soft serving

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.

Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."

by mushmushbear March 24, 2015

Soft-Serving

Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.

“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
Jp Spartapigbob

by Jp Spartapigbob June 15, 2022

to Soft

Verb (Softing, Softed) Extremely light caressing strokes with fingertips across skin, when done correctly ALMOST tickles & causes chills down spine. Not sexual in fact but can be made so if stroking the appropriate areas.

I'm very tactile and I love to SOFT Marvin's skin.

by ezmom63 March 23, 2023

super-soft

Smoething that is at the same time super exciting and Delfin but also soft and quieting.

A fan: How do you find Spinetta's ascending and descending chord in the Socios del Desierto double album?
A Delfin: Super-soft.

A fan: How was the freestyling last night?
A coral: Super-soft.

by orionauts February 27, 2020

Soft 2

Diarrhea.

I laid a soft 2 on her chest and then smeared it all over her face.

by Asassinsneed August 23, 2012

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 08, 2017