Gooch Slapper

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch

2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual

Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.

by AnusMeister May 13, 2013

Clappy slappy

The clappy slappy is a big red juicy dick slap do the eyes

Clappy slappy, you are a failed abortion so your parents sold you to us as a sex slave. Now let me get my dildo belt

by Daddy lick me February 11, 2019

HOLY SLAPP

This happened in 5,000,000,000,000 B.C when the ancient bass player davie504 in which this bass was brought up to him and he slapped it creating the universe of BASS, now only bass lives there now. And it is a power move used to kill people who put kiwi on pizza. they were NOT EPICO.

I will use my HOLY SLAPP against you

by SLAPPER ST. PETER March 8, 2020

slapping frankie

Term for male masturbation

I'm slapping frankie while I watch porn.

by KBK November 4, 2007

Slappa Bitch

The term used when ho's piss you off.

"Dude Brittany is such a ho, did you hear what she said about Jake?"
"I know, I was about to slappa bitch if she said that again.

by PostachioLove March 29, 2011

Slapping

Immense sounds of multiple men fapping in the haunted girl's bathroom

Kaylie said that there was loud slapping in the bathroom

by GayButtFapSlapper November 24, 2016

Concrete slappers

A pair of shoes

Yo you should get a new pair of concrete slappers, the ones you have on are pretty dusty

by Bartholomew 👽 November 24, 2021