Self Serve Blumpkin

Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.

Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.

by Baller26 May 21, 2008

Self Forever Sleep

Youtube friendly version of the word suicide

The man commited self forever sleep by jumping off a bridge.

by A_big_simp November 2, 2020

self-flagulating

farting into a rag and then sniffing it

Before every self-flagulating radio address, George Bush eats a can of beans, then sticks a microphone up his ass and lets it rip for the consumption of the nation.

by Peter C. Shelby May 8, 2008

Self-regulation

That's the issue, isn't it?

Hym "You know, the participants ask 'what can I do to get him to do what I want him to do?' and the answer is 'nothing until the problem is acknowledged'. I've outlined the problem. You all refuse to acknowledge it. You have attributed to me an inability to self-regulate. You've taken it upon yourself to step in (in Orwellian fashion) to aggregate and disseminate information. The purpose is irrelevant. The presupposition of the act is that you are capable of self-regulation so this doesn't need to happen to you but I am incapable of self-regulation (in a way that you are not) and so your surveillance of me is not only justified but necessary. You are not qualified to make that assessment. Nor do you have the authority. You will do the thing I want you to do or I will do a thing I don't want to do in direct response to the act. It's the only choice you've left me. Hurry it up. I haven't got all morning."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2022

mindless self indulgence

A beat-driven, whiney techno-punk band from NYC who gets in your head and doesn't get out. Their live shows are great.

Yo, I got that Mindless Self Indulgence CD! It's got 30 tracks yet manages to still be under an hour!

by whippy October 7, 2003

self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.

Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

by 747pilot June 5, 2010

crazy tail self

AAVE used to describe someone who is cute, funny, silly, crazy, etc. Can basically be used whenever describing someone in a joking or humorous manner.

He fine asf with his crazy tail self

Her crazy tail self need to get back to work

by Zozogabobo March 4, 2021