The second coming of Jesus Christ

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.

Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"

by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021

Changkat Changi Secondary School

The notorious gangster school (not very gangster nowadays but got some idiots left and right) Ex school of the famous sylee madder passaway guy

Auntie: Ah boy ah which secondary school you study?
You: Changkat changi secondary school auntie
Auntie proceeds to give you ‘the look’

by SomeGuyOnTheInternet1 August 22, 2021

bukit batok secondary school

worst school ever. boys toilet smells bad and looked like it has a 20 year old murder case for some student genius to be solved. they even preserved some spiral staircase that i got restricted from using for some reason and the library legit has staff offices in the middle of it which consists like of 3 tables and a plastic chair. school is also on tight budget and cant even afford equipment and maintenance of the school without them like organising 3 events which students have to contribute to. also the field is shared with those princess elizabeth pri students who are very loud

"Hey where are you planning to go after PSLE?"
"I am planning to go to bukit batok secondary school and smoke cigarettes and take shits in the toilet without flushing."
"That's very specific but okay."

by what do u mean already in use September 9, 2021

8 second ride

The act of fucking a woman from behind then grabbing onto her hair and yelling "You're sister is better than you are!" and trying to hold on for 8 seconds.

Jenny was the wildest 8 second ride I ever had.

by Brandon Guymon October 31, 2008

Second-hand Cock

The recipient of second-hand cock receives a kiss from a person who has just given a blow job.

situational: Your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand cock.

usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.

by Jarom Ikari March 7, 2004

second base

1) The second of four bases (including home plate) in the game of baseball.
2) Many argue the status of this base in terms of sexual engagement. Some believe it is intense feeling, while others believe it is a handjob/ fingering. Take your pick.

1) Johnson reached second after pounding a double up the middle. He gave a two finger salute to the crowd, acknowledging his 300th hit.
2) Johnson reached second with his two finger salute pounding up the middle.

by MastePlan May 17, 2004

second cousin

If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.

Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.

by mikm June 6, 2005