nonog season

Nonog season.... The time when you can't buy eggnog anymore. HaHa Lyle it's almost nonog season!

He went to every grocery store trying to buy eggnog but alas there was none to be found nonog season is apon us.

by RettaLeigh December 19, 2022

banger season

The season in which sexual intercourse is performed at least ten times within three weeks. From there, intercourse must be preformed three times within each following week. This goes until death or until the streak is broken.

Man 1: Dude my girlfriend and I are finally in banger season
Man 2: Nice! Don't forget to keep the streak going though

by BottomDaddy4Life January 26, 2017

Banana Pants Season

Begins on December 4th where its time to put on your best banana themed clothes in hopes of curing your loneliness

Bro are you excited for banana pants season? We can finally go commando with out bananas hanging low.

by D@veW@ll@ce December 1, 2022

seasonal relationship

A relationship that is only during a month or so

girl 1: me and my seasonal relationship are getting together again

by Mrs.frizzle May 11, 2021

Season's Greason's

An winter event in which large yeti-like creatures are attacked by small sasquatch-like creatures. It makes beautiful scenery for a holiday photo.

Person 1: Season's Greason's!
Person 2: Really? Let me get my phone, I need to take a picture.
Person 1: Please send it to me when you're done, I need something to text my family this year.

by MetricButtTon January 19, 2024

Bailing Season

When a person/group of people decide that it is definitely time to bail out of a situation. Bailing Season originated at a theme park in England when a queue for a ride was far too long to wait for. The group mutually agreed that it was certainly time to bail, and the time that it had taken, from exiting the queue to being officially 'bailed' is known as Bailing Season. Bailing Season can last from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on the situation.

Kid 1: This queue is not worth the utter grief.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!

Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.

by ThomasGAlexander July 29, 2012

festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.

Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"

by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007