salad

the shit that is still in the rectum.

mixed food that is in it's final stage of digestion

by Adwo February 4, 2004

Egg Salad

Where a man or woman defecates all over a woman or man's "greelz" and then the receiver "swooshes" the feces around their mouth and spits it back out into the original person's anus. They then leave it sit for twenty to thirty minutes. This is known as the "baking" period. After the time is up, the man or woman who was originally shit on, scoops the regurgitated feces out of the anal cavity and spreads it over white bread and proceeds to eat it and share it with others.

"What's that on yo' breaf' skank?"

"Jimmy gave me an egg salad a few minutes ago."

by MilliHAX October 16, 2009

Fruit Salad

A gay sex position when in an orgy, genitals are just rubbed together

Jim: Hey dude I bet that guy had some fruit salad last night
Paul: no way dude. He's straight

by Louisiana Fast : ) July 26, 2017

potato salad

Only one person should bring potato salad to a potluck or gathering.

Man i thought i was the only one bringing the potato salad.

by king of all potatoes January 19, 2016

ethnic salad

a person with many ethnicities.

jesus christ, Lola, youre ethnic salad!

by Dali June 4, 2003

grape salad

tossing the salad for someone with hemorrhoids.

jack: i went up the hill with jill, and i was going to toss the salad, but she had serious roids.
brandon: so wats yur problum? i love me some grape salad.
jack: that's because you're fucked in the head.

by lukeh081288 November 3, 2011

Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017