twilight pounding

Mlp porn is best porn to get hard to and fuck all 28 of your girls in one night just to be satisfied

Me:Twilight pounding is fucking 28 Girls

Fred: I dont believe it

by Twilight fucker May 7, 2018

covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live

I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds

by sunnydoggo June 24, 2020

You don’t get many of those to the pound

Archaic British expression usually referring to big tits (breasts) on a bird (female human).

Guy (seeing a girl with massive breasts) “You don’t get many of those to the pound”.

by keith from frimley November 13, 2022

grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.

Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."

by the_earl December 16, 2013

pound

measurement of mass
1 pound = ~0.453kg

what the fuck is a pound

by realbe July 29, 2024

totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino

Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound

by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017

Pounding the devil’s support beam

Beating your dick

He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!

by MunchiesX October 17, 2020