poon

1. A person the sniffs a girls bycycle seat.

2. A Vietnamese Prostitute

gee shes/hes such a poon

by adaman02 June 4, 2003

poon

slang for a person of punjabi decent.

Look at the size of that poon's turban!

by Adrian R. August 8, 2005

Poon

1)A type of baseball bat used for maximum distance in slow-pitch softball, made of metal or wood.

2)Also a slang term for a 3-wood in golf.

3)Also also a vagina.

1) "Damm, that dyke hit the ball 100 miles with that iron poon of hers."

2) "Holy shnikeys, Tiger Woods just got a hole in one with his poon."

3) Health Teacher- "Girls have vaginas."
6th graders- "EWWWWWWWWWW"

by John Eatman April 25, 2006

poon

The sick creation made by genetically combining a raccoon and a poodle.

That poon fuckin' BIT ME! It's foaming.. Shit it's turning green - that means its angry.....

by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008

poonsies

the boobies of a woman or female animal (or over-weight male)

"i receieved some poonsy from a total stranger."
"shibby."

by cullen May 4, 2006

poon swooner

A dude that be all up wit the ladies but he just "hanging out" usually homosexual.

"Hey wanna smoke a bleezy on saturday?". "i'm chillin wit bessy."<------- what a poon swooner

by Nigguhzgetinblazted December 13, 2008

Plonsky

A Plonsky is a cute baby's face the millisecond before it starts to cry!

He is about to plonsky!

by Schnatti May 17, 2011