peasants without ponies

a band. an amazing band. their music is as yet undefined. but it truly is mind blowing.

i listened to some "peasants without ponies" last night. jeez it was good.

by peasantwithoutpony December 12, 2008

krump pony

Aussie slang for vagina.

“I feel like krump pony tonight”

“Alright boys, let’s go find some krump pony”

by Krump pony May 9, 2019

One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.

Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.

by DevientGenie May 27, 2016

Rusty pony

When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.

Last night I gave your mom the rusty pony?

by That1guy555 January 11, 2024

pony head

A prankster or fool. A jester.

"You goddamn Pony Head"

by Mr.Wolfmann September 7, 2016

prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches

Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie

by prancingponyman October 11, 2019

E-Slut Pony

A bisexual furry with a cock she claims to be a female

A female with a cock and is a furry and is bisexual otherwise known as E-slut And she is a pony and she laughs like a walrus for example hey look its a E-Slut pony

by Trace did it August 26, 2019