Philopateer

Ugly person with tiny dick

Are you a philopateer

by Septicdtagon April 6, 2019

Ryan Phillippe

When a man inserts a chopstick (preferably splintered) into his urethra.

Matt: Hey Su Hong, why the grimace??

Su Hong: Oh ... I just gave myself I gave myself a Ryan Phillippe and now my pee-hole has like 8 splinters in it.

Matt: Talk about getting wood. Haha!!

by Matt Psylon November 7, 2008

Philippine

The prettiest person ever, she is very nice, kind, and funny, she'll always make you laugh, she is the best kind of person you will ever meet however she might friendzone you but if she likes you, you have to date her because she is so loyal and has so much love to give to people.

Alek:"Philippine is just so great, anyone would love to be her friend!"
Nicole: "I know right! She's so funny as well"
Alek:"Yeah! And she's drop dead gorgeous"

by coolkidtings123 April 4, 2020

Philipbell

A naming-word describing a man, or woman, who is noticeably more crazy than members of One Direction after consuming alcohol.

Did ya see that Philipbell last night? Madder than Liam Payne after a few jars!

by newyork1112 October 30, 2012

philipino slip

Another word for a Floridian slip.

"Suck my cock."
"Sure"
"Now that's a Philipino slip."

by REEKFORPREZ March 31, 2016

philipitant

turd-like

My children were being philipitant so I sent them to their rooms.

by Yo, Pop February 8, 2017

Philippino Fire Drill

When in an orgy someone yells out PHILIPPINO FIRE DRILL and everybody stops what they're doing and runs around. When the same one yells STOP everyone settles down with a partner no matter the gender.

Man1: Im never doing another Philippino fire drill again last time I did I got Kevin.

by ChaWill April 19, 2017