phanon

A pickle

I want a phanon in my sandwich

by Jsguahwiwj November 28, 2021

Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.

Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk

by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022

Phantom Screenshot

A Snapchat (or any other media) screenshot that isn't registered because it is taken from another device.

My friend just screwed up his chances with his crush because she took a phantom screenshot of him saying "good night baby" and then left him on read. LMAOO

by p4inlezz January 22, 2022

Phanooter

A phat, nasty, cooter.

Look at that phanooter eatin’ ole girls shorts.

by ChesterOMalley December 11, 2021

phanominom

what some might say during a thinking process

“Where do you wanna go?”
“Phanominom…maybe we can go to the mall?”

by burpboopbeep December 17, 2021

Phantom Shit

when you go to the bathroom, complain about shit being there in the toilet, you ask everyone, and then no one admits to shitting there.

Bruh i was trying to pee but then i saw a phantom shit that i didnt even put

by kastie1288thepro December 23, 2021

Phantom Hieves Moment

An inside joke within a group that everyone but a single person understands. This joke is never elaborated on to this single person, and they are left in eternal confusion.

Person 1: "Her ass is not painting."
Person 2: "...What?"
Person 1: "So as I was saying about the game..."
Person 2: "No, no, no what the fuck was that?"
Person 3: "It's a Phantom Hieves Moment."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Don't worry about it."

by joker persona 5.2 March 18, 2022