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Neopolitan panties

When a girls panties contain the the ultimate skidmark - a disgusting trifecta of period blood (strawberry), yeast infection fluids (vanilla) and shit (chocolate).
"Hey bro, if your girl ever gets Neopolitan panties, don't ever go down if you see the red, white & brown!"
by MoodyBooty May 20, 2025
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Panty tax

The tax in which when texting or video calling while using the bathroom one must take a picture of their panties and send it to the person.
Lisa was totally peeing while snapping me last night. Got my panty tax for them lacy panties she had on.
by PantyMan99 April 11, 2024
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Feet Panties

They are just socks
by FeetPanties March 30, 2022
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this is 9th of february, where everyone wears grey panties, no matter the gender!
sarah: are u wear grey panties?

justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

justin: what’s that?

sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties
by funkypantylol February 9, 2025
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birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando
*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
by Solidust January 7, 2017
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Heavy Panty

Slang for "You shit your pants so fucking bad the shit is dripping from your leg"
Awe my little Heavy Panty! *sucks the shit out*
by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021
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