When a girls panties contain the the ultimate skidmark - a disgusting trifecta of period blood (strawberry), yeast infection fluids (vanilla) and shit (chocolate).
"Hey bro, if your girl ever gets Neopolitan panties, don't ever go down if you see the red, white & brown!"
by MoodyBooty May 20, 2025
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Lisa was totally peeing while snapping me last night. Got my panty tax for them lacy panties she had on.
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Person 343: Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
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Get the Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. mug.sarah: are u wear grey panties?
justin: no, why would i?
sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
justin: what’s that?
sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties
justin: no, why would i?
sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
justin: what’s that?
sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties
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*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
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