guitarms race

Portmanteau of the words "guitar" and "arms race." A race between bands to accumulate the coolest, best-sounding and most elite guitar and bass gear; broadly: an ever escalating race or competition to be more aesthetically and sonically untouchable than the next band

That indie rock band thinks this is some kind of guitarms race. They're running cooler gear than every scene band, as well as major label sell out bands. You just know they're constantly on the gear page and didn't buy that stuff at guitar center. Total guitar geeks.

by PaintInMotion March 17, 2018

Chariot Racing

When you and your bro are both hitting it from behind next to each other in the same bed whilst pulling the girls hair, the one to cum first loses.

You up for a game of chariot racing tonight?

by Bare back Brandon November 25, 2018

Hobo hand race

Paying homeless people to jerk off in a race to finish first

Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race

by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025

racing bike

1. A BMX bike designed for racing over dirt tracks. They are lighter than other BMX bikes. They are fairly cheap but give their owners, usually boys in their teens or younger, a sense of status and pride.

2. Any road bike of reasonably light weight. This is sometimes another use of the term "racing bike" among teenage males. Although real cyclists would laugh at this definition, any decent road bike is much better for road racing than BMX racing bikes.

1. "Hey, want to race? Let's go down the dirt road a mile and back."

2. "Racing bikes are so awesome. They are so much fun to ride on the roads."

by spinningtabletop February 3, 2009

skeet race

When a bunch of guys have a competition to see who can cum first when wacking it.
wacking it cum skeet

Guy 1: I challenge you to a skeet race!
Guy 2: You're on!

by yungsandwich December 8, 2015

Race Fight

A race fight is when 2 opponents (usually an unsuccessful vs a successful) fight while racing XC. The successful opponent will likely have the advantage with brawn, strength, and speed. It is very typical to wear school clothes, eyepaint, hair ties, and athletic clothes in a race fight. A race fight could also be between rival schools.

Joe beat his opponent and won the race fight.

by Indopride July 21, 2020

Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.

Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!

by blueeyedevil August 1, 2012