Joe Merlo

Joe Merlo, from Quakertown (whitest place on earth) brings the "ghetto" to town. His pants are extremely large for his legs and he pulls them down to his knees at a constant rate. Being part of the mafia, he will kill your white ass.
Idiot one: "Yo! Where's that Joe Merlo kid?"
Idiot two: "Gettin up in some bitches guts."
Idiot one: "Typical."
by pizzahutismyjam April 12, 2009
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Joe Sixtooth

Euphamism for the average Redneck... I.e.: Joe Sixpack.
My neighbor Joe Sixtooth invited me over on Sunday to watch Neck-car racing and have some corndogs and Old Milwaukee.
by slipperychicken February 27, 2004
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Uncle Joe

Kind uncle joe will help us fight the german!
by Terran-Ghost November 19, 2003
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billie joe

The lead singer and guitarist of the band Green Day. Also see "hottest man alive". His looks and voice are enough to make any girl (or even guy) melt, and it is also quite attractive that he doesn't think very highly of himself.

See also "delicious".
It was so hot outside today, it was almost as hot as Billie Joe Armstrong.
by Haushinka November 16, 2003
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joe grasso

a male who is only sexually aroused at the existence of pubic hair on a female's vagina: or gets hard at bushes
Jesus Christ that kid Kip Drody is a prime example of a joe grasso!
by tim gores legs June 28, 2011
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Joe Bidome

The "Obamium" kind of meme where you paste a president's face on a random shape
Btw very funny
Society: Obamium needs a friend
Scientists: Ah yes, Joe Bidome!
by word.org January 29, 2021
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Joe Kirk

Joe Kirk decided to stop kicking the small child's ass with his awesome lightsaber and return to doing his homework.
by Randy Hurst May 05, 2010
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