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Nut Sync

When 2 or more buddies ejaculate at roughly same time and have interconnected thoughts and understanding of each other.
Guy 1: you parked the car wrong

Guy 2: no I didn’t

Guy 3: then why’s it rolling backwards?
Guy 1: that’s what I was gonna say
Guy 3 and guy 1: Nut Sync
by Over-all-killer365 March 5, 2020
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french nut

When the male partner cums on a croissant and the other partner eats it
"Dude Ashley's a freak, she asked me to give her a French Nut."
by Aebm5 November 17, 2016
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nut-worthy

a person or thing that is worthy of a nut (orgasm)
damn, he sure is nut-worthy.

this cake is so nut-worthy.
by nutworthybitch December 3, 2017
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Nut Shaming

(v): the act of degrading or insulting a seemingly promiscuous male (i.e. fuckboi/fuckboy)

The male equivalent of slut shaming.
L'Kwonda: Daaaaamn Imma get it in tonight with that town fuckboi Greg
Gayle: Now now L'Kwonda, stop nut shaming the poor guy! Men can enjoy sex just as much as women
by slouchpotato69 January 21, 2016
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victory nut

When you win an argument or fight, and bust a victory nut, and assert dominance
That win was so good , I'm going to bust a nut of pure victory. I'm going to call this occasion a victory nut
by Jimmbojummbo May 18, 2021
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No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30

No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018
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Sniper Nut

A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.
John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!

Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!
by Spoom1901 August 18, 2019
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