soft skulled

Somebody who wants to be intellectually valid in a conversation but has a heavy bias which prevents them from seeing the bigger picture of a topic. This makes them unable to prove valid points, hardly ever making any sense in a political or philosophical debate.

"There was a soft skulled libertarian the other day trying to tell me if there was no taxes McDonald's would fix the potholes in front of their restaurant.

by Yonell November 18, 2017

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Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.

"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."

by Teleutaia February 20, 2010

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Soft taxin

Soft taxin Is when you asking somebody for something knowing that they don't have a choice because you will get it regardles of how you have to get it from them. So they give you what you ask for all the time.

Kay be coming around soft taxin Jr. Jr. always give it to him too.
Kay: Jr. Let me get $20
Jr: I ain't got it right now.
Kay: come on Jr. man
Jr. give Kay $20 knowing he is not be paid back and this occurs time after time with different things.
Jr. was soft taxed

by DRed1971 July 21, 2019

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Soft Punch

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.

Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.

by Snail Cum February 29, 2024

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